Raspopevavanje

Vasilije Kačavenda,
traži dečake za osnivanje boy benda.
Uslovi su da nose crnu bluzu
i da ga primaju u guzu.
Plata jako fina,
valuta-kurčina.
Mailove sa slikom slati lično Kačavendi,
izabrane kandidate čeka u svojoj hacijendi.

Crossroad fail blues

Wemt down to the crossroads
waitin' for the Devil to come by.
Wanted him to teach me
how to play my old guitar.
But the Devil never came
guess he had something different on his mind.

I was sitting on the crossroads
I was there all alone.
Nobody came down
not even a dog lookin' for a bone
So now I'm leavin'
I'll play my old guitar on my own.

Today I bought a ticket
for a misery train.
It's leavin' the station at 4
I must not be late.
Yes I'm leaving cos nobody cares....
so don't bother to make me stay

Just walk away

You don't want me and that's a fact
I gotta keep on moving and no turning back
You do the same babe you'll forget me soon.
It's  dark in my heart, though it's almost noon.

Don't like when you play with my heart.
You think it's fun but it's driving me mad.
It was a mistake right from the start.
Making me happy, making me sad.

So I'll just walk away...

Zoranisanje

a sada....Zoranisanje ceo dan.
Ustanem ono napolju zora(n)
Pustim cesmu kaplje Zoran.
Odem da kenjam ono Zoran.
Otvorim frizider Zoran.
Upalim komp Zoran.
Pustim vesti Zoran.
Krenem da pisem priznanicu pisem Zoran.

Kratak ep o Kim Džong Unu

U Kim Džong Une vel'ke ćune

Vel'ka mu i muda,pričaju svuda.

Pazi se Kim Džong Unu,da ti ga Ameri ne munu.

Ko se suprodstavi Kim Džong Uni,završi u vuruni.

Kime Džonge Uno,tebe narod voli puno.

Sedam ljutih Lazica

Jedan ljuti Laza,
protiv njega ja
mucki se multiplicirao
i postalo ih dva.

Dve ljute Laze
bes u njima vri
opet se multiplicirao
sada ih je tri.

Tri ljute Laze
lete kao leptiri
wtf jbt
sada ih je cetiri.

Cetiri ljute Laze
nakacilo se na net
logov'o se jos jedan
sada ih je pet.

Pet ljutih Laza
Kuruz smugnuo na brest
sta koji kurac
sad ih je vec sest.

Sest ljutih Laza
ja zgranuto gledam,
a u picku materinu
Laza je vec sedam...